Cabin Fever, 2002 (dir. Eli Roth)
this movie is proof that really gory movies can still be boring as fuck. annoying college students go on vacation in woods, eli roth makes a pointless cameo, everyone’s skin peels off, pancake-crazed white trash kid bites one of the college students for no discernible reason, gang of murderous hillbillies runs around, the end. i just saved you 90+ minutes.
who the hell actually thinks the office is a good place to burn incense?
- annoyingly new-agey co-worker:
- me:
- annoyingly new-agey co-worker:
- me:
they pretty much cancel each other out
i’m on vicodin for pain, which causes constipation; and azithromycin for the underlying bacterial infection, which causes diarrhea.
30 dumb inventions. pictured: the rainy day cigarette holder. apparently they didn’t have awnings or sheltered doorways back in the old-timey days.
