a collection of gleanings

one of my hospital bills has e-codes for cannabis abuse, alcohol abuse and cocaine abuse

data entry returned it to me with a post-it reading MODEL CITIZEN OF THE YEAR AWARD stuck to it.

i love my job.

ETA: this guy got in a car wreck and endangered the lives of everyone on the same road as him, in case you were thinking of being all HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ETC. ETC. i feel pretty comfortable judging this guy.


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