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I am really sick of people giving me that dumb lecture about how if you put a rusty nail in a can of diet coke, 24 hours later it wil be clean

NEWSFLASH: MY INSIDES ARE NOT MADE OF RUSTY METAL.

also i’m pretty sure i piss it out within a couple of hours. it sure as hell ain’t staying in my digestive tract for no 24 hours.

i drink like 4 or 5 12 oz. cans a week; never more than 1 a day. GET OFF MY TITS, HATERS.


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